Tim's Proverbs
Here are Tim's proverbs for better living!
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The purpose of pain is growth.
When in doubt, hum.
Sing your song out loud, with gusto!
The best way to find a smile is to plant a kind word.
Tough it out! But with a soft touch.
If you're looking for speed don't look at your feet.
Truth is better than lies. But it can be more painful.
The short run is never the goal.
How wonderful the past is! The NOW is the best part of the future.
What makes you happy? Does it make you stronger?
Security is a state of mind.
Vulnerable? Gates let people in.
Normal? I prefer ubermal.
If you're looking for a way out, open your eyes for exits. Sitting there doesn't get you out the door.
New models aren't better because they're new.
Blood thirst isn't just for vampires anymore. Military mindset.
The speed we need is powered by your heart not your head.
The power of love works both ways. Heal yourself first.
Don't be in a rush to push when a light pull will work.
What snares you should scare you.
Pray for your enemies and you'll have less of them.
The desire for revenge is inspired by self-hatred.
March in a parade! Life is a street with onlookers.
Rage against the desire to be angry.
If you must know, yes, you will get over her. By finding someone else.
The pain of relationships is trumped by the joy of relationships.
Promise yourself the pleasure of learning something new today!
Look for new things in yourself.
The best place to start is with heart.
Don't fear what won't exist in a million years.
Keep trying. It's working!
Fear is a four letter word, dripping with venom.
Slow is the new stop.
Keep moving, you're nearly where you should be!
The best way to know if you're going in the right direction is peace of mind.
Don't explore what you know is bad for you.
Please! What a powerful word.
Excuses are so 20th century. Just say you're sorry and carry on.
If you can't do it by yourself, where's your team?
Leadership is not Leaderliferaft.
Put your best intentions in your pocket and your actions pinned on your shirt.
The best way to succeed is by daily progress towards what you love.
If at first you don't succeed, charge through the tape with arms raised and yell "Victory--almost!"
Worry sucks. What's good about the situation?
If at first you don't succeed, greet the person behind you and encourage them.
Pray for rain, get wet. There's always two sides.
The fastest way to get what you want is to be clear what that is.
If you must know, you will find out.
Mentor! You know you should!
If you want happiness in life, reduce wants and focus on needs.
We need what animals need. Who tells us what we should want?
The best way to follow your dreams is to wake up!
Sleep is underrated by the tired.
We hurtle through space at mind numbing speeds. And yet we seem to stand still. Everything is relative.
The best way to find a friend is to look with friendly eyes.
Who you want to be is THE determining factor of who you will become.
Get involved, especially in your own progress.
Pay attention to the best thing about yourself.
Who do you trust? Yourself?
Trust is believing without knowing. Trust that others are good,
Take a census of your sense.
The size of your team is determined by your desire to lead.
Love is the best way to find yourself.
Know yourself and discover the deepest challenge.
Faith is best when placed in ourselves first. Believe in yourself!
You have to have a target before you can hit it.
The bigger the goal, the bigger the go.
Full speed is always better than fool speed.
Trust is a know know.
Look for the sign of progress. It's usually labeled "challenge."
Reach through the breach and make a friend.
Build something that will last, first.
Your happiness in life will cost you something, usually patience.
Sacrifice is a good thing if what you get rid of holds you back, no matter how good it feels.
Pay attention to what makes you happy. You may be happier than you think!
Speed isn't always the answer. Greed never is.
Make what you should do your top priority.
There are always prior priorities which don't make sense now.
Money is honey to killer bees.
Don't live on the left overs of what you could have been.
Make the best of yourself by serving others.
The fastest way to lose wait Is to start now.
Why motivates. How instigates.
Experience is the best way to find true knowledge.
Pushing ourselves to new heights of service.
The deepest hole is illuminated by a single candle.
Pressure makes you depend on your hidden abilities.
Never knowing where you're going makes sure you arrive on time just not the right place.
Patience and enthusiasm conquers all.
Be the kind of person you read about in Hallmark cards.
Never fear what you have to plug in.
People know exactly what they're doing only with habitual things
The fastest way to get where you're going is to remember how you got there the last time. Same with success.
Never forget that others helped you. Rarely is success an individual thing.
Eyes open! Easier to start with than mind open.
if you're not sure what to do examine your motives.
The stop light says green more than red. So should you.
Making sure you know what to do at all tines guarantees moving too slowly.
Make progress with your inner desire to improve.
Self improvement is a life long goal and skill.
The best place to start is with a heart head.
Don't ask for what you already have, like the will to act.
Put your best foot forward and hop towards victory.
First imagination, then action.
Never fear what can't eat you.
Be pushy, but in a super nice way.
The best part of life is the gooey love center.
Acknowledge the importance of the least important people on your team.
Recurring strategies like "be nice" and "smile" work best.
Plan for the future, but concentrate for the next five minutes.
Give what you can. If you don't have cash spread good will.
Priceless is your ability to imagine better days in the near future.
Put yourself in their shoes but keep your socks on.
The adventure of life is all around you!
Everything has a purpose. Your job is deciding what that is.
Rolling is better than sliding.
Prepare for the blessing and you'll get it.
Never fake what you're sure you don't know.
The best way to succeed is through others.
The pleasure of learning is only equalled by the joy of teaching.
If at first you don't succeed, buy an iPad.
New technology isn't the answer. New thinking is the answer.
The experience of failure is more valuable than success too easily gained.
No one ever asks for more wires. Keep yourself portable.
Put yourself in the middle of the action, then act!
If at first you don't succeed, did you really try?
Love is a process, not a destination.
The easiest way to win is by joining a winning team. But you won't get the credit.
Please yourself by pleasing others.
Don't worry about the people that don't like you. Unless there's a good reason they don't like you.
Don't just stand there, encourage!
The positivity you sow, you keep!
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on ancient Mayan prophesy.
The economy is not THE economy.
Place yourself on the best of all possible worlds list.
Include your state of mind on your resume.
Better to zoom than resume.
The best place to find yourself is in front of the mirror.
Natural! What's artificial inside yourself?
Hope is always better than mope.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on solar flares.
The fastest way up the ladder of success is by laying the ladder on the ground.
Never refuse a breath mint or a complement.
The power to learn should never be underestimated.
Change is not a four letter word.
Refuse what you can't use.
Investigate before investing. Especially your time.
Telling the truth is not optional.
Be the kind of person that heroes are made from.
Self exploration always yields the biggest results.
Play nice! Your mom was right!
Generate good feelings in others and joy floods towards you.
Be gold. Not gold plated.
Respond to cries for help with genuine concern. Don't be surprised when they rush to your assistance later.
The most powerful form of flattery is the truth.
Explain yourself but keep it brief.
When you need help, ask. When you want help, figure it out.
The best way to follow up is by standing beside them.
Don't just stand there, jump!
Refrain from the pain game.
The best part of YOU is Y.
Be your best friend and your enemy's hope for reconciliation.
WHY is a question you should ask more than HOW.
Put yourself in the driver's seat and floor it.
Don't worry about the future. There's always tomorrow.
Fight for the right to fight for what's left.
Encourage yourself to try, just the first time!
Every time you do it, it gets easier.
Action is better than thinking about action.
Respond to your best inclinations with best effort.
Don't worry about what's smaller than your concept of fear.
Thinking too much is brain drain if what you're thinking about is negative.
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The next big thing could be YOU.
If at first you don't succeed, what could be worse?
Play with the your ability and watch it grow.
Don't think when action is required.
The best way to find yourself is through your relationships with others.
If you worry about what others think you're wasting your time and theirs.
Be prepared to dare.
The best way to success is through constant action not evaluation.
Be the kind of person you wish you had for a best friend.
If the world ends tomorrow, how would you act today?
Be the best thing that ever happened to your friends.
Excuse yourself from excuses.
Don't just stand there, quote me.
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Beware of what frightens little children and politicians.
Risk everything on your ability to do your best.
Worry is so last century.
Don't be friendly to those who are obvious jerks.
Excusing bad behavior IS bad behavior.
Don't push yourself without pulling the best out of yourself.
Worry about what you SHOULD do not what you can do.
Oil and water don't mix. Nor does money and government oversight.
If at first you don't succeed, please.
We all weigh the same compared to the Earth. Basically nothing.
A speck of sand is irrelevant unless it's in your eye.
Back yourself into a corner and DO IT!
Pushing yourself towards what you need to do is the essence of happiness.
Consciousness is akin to intelligence. What we don't think about doesn't exist for us.
The best way to find your soul mate is on the friend ship.
Avoid the annoyed. Seek glee.
Do we really need a club to know we're part of something?
The best way to find courage is by following the courageous.
Don't fake it if you can do it.
The best way to encourage others is by smiling at just the right time.
For you to know when to quit, you must first consider it an option.
The best of us don't worry about the rest of us.
Play with your pals. Fight the mals.
The negative NEVER outweighs the positive. Except in the last sentence.
Avoid pain on the brain by face change: smile!
It's up to you and comes down to you. Attitude is altitude.
Push is better on your self.
Explanations are better than expainations.
Rich is mental.
Money is a state of mine.
Want a blessing, be a blessing.
Make a difference in yourself first.
Security is based on attitude.
Sign up to be significant.
Interest is your best quality.
Work is the best way to find significance, as long as you work on relationships.
Goals make you go.
Best way to make head way is with a head start. So start with your head.
Raise a blessing with good will to others.
Love is the engine. Passion is the gas.
General confusion never defeats private clarity.
Patience is a skill made strong by practice.
Truth is reached by observation.
Look at all the good things you have. Observe don't ignore.
Your perception is your best asset.
Security is the best gift you can give yourself.
Fear is the opposite of love.
Accept yourself. It's a gift only your can give.
Accept the fact that you're awesome!
Transfiguration is a daily occurrence. We ARE change.
Hate can wait. Try second chances.
We are acceptable not except able.
Love others and love yourself equally.
Support other's needs for support.
Never forget what you get.
Sing like an angel. Even tone deaf angels sing.
From rags to bitches. Even the wealthy gripe.
If at first you don't succeed, squeeze the life out of your last try.
The goal of life is growth.
Keep focused. You can't see what's blurry.
Don't worry about what might happen. It rarely does.
Be the first on your block to scream "Hallelujah!" and mean it.
Just keep moving in the right direction. You're going to MAKE IT!!
Don't just stand there, sing!
Enthusiasm cures most ills.
If at first you don't succeed, really mean it this time.
The best thing about failure is redefining what it means.
Why say "Ouch" when you can say "Yow!"
What's the best thing you could give yourself? A good deep breath.
Don't worry about the other guy. Just focus on what makes you tick.
The best part about waking up is the option to succeed.
Think about what makes you happy. Constantly.
You are what you regularly think.
Keep focused on your best and it will appear.
Be the kind of person you know you can be.
The first step towards success is always forward.
If at first you don't succeed, blog.
The whole world is waiting for you to lead.
Discovery is always better than uncovery.
Blast away as long as you're shooting with good will bullets.
Make others feel better, feel better automatically.
We always know what makes us sad. Avoid that.
Knowledge is thrilling if it's not force fed.
Read till your eyes get tired.
Your brain is a wonderful instrument of gladness.
Be happy. Me happy.
Recover every part of what you lost when she left you.
If at first you don't succeed be grateful for second chances.
Say please! It's a magic word for many people.
Establish you're right to be wrong.
Don't work when playing can get the job done.
Keep your eye on the ball and your hand on the throttle.
Don't confuse trying with waiting.
Release yourself from the bonds of your expectations.
Trying is the mother of doing.
Expect the best from yourself and the future.
Place your mind in happy land.
Negative thoughts suck.
We all need someone to remind us how great we are! You are awesome!
Keep pushing the boundaries of your ability and you'll discover they keep enlarging.
Action is the cure for fear.
Be and AmeriCAN! Not an AmeriCan't!
Independence from fear day!
We don't have a King! We're independent!
Best state of mind is in Independence.
Freedom! Don't enslave yourself with petty desires.
Be the leader our country needs!
Let's make America a little better today!
Freedom is a lit sparkler!
There's a place for thinking and a place for action. They're not in the same place.
Think about what you want in life with your heart, not your wallet.
Reach out and touch. Don't wait for it to rub up against you.
The place for fear is buried in the back yard.
Put your best foot forward and hop scotch.
The change you make in yourself makes cents.
Just because you're scared doesn't give you the right to quit.
If you want it, just go get it.
There is power in persistence. Raging flood power.
The world is yours for the taking. But you have to be willing to receive it.
In the first place, yes, you are awesome!
Start from a feeling of joy and your trip will end with happiness.
Watch out for antipoganda. Telling us what we can't do.
The best way to succeed is by helping others.
Relax! Tension takes energy that's wasted.
Be the best person that your mother wanted you to be.
In times of difficulty, revel in your ability to overcome!
The wildest trips are inside your head.
The most powerful drug on earth is enthusiasm.
No man tells me what I can't do. God tells me I CAN.
Research the reason you last smiled.
The most precious thing in life is connection to others.
If at first you don't succeed, what part of your action WAS successful?
Interest in others grows our brain.
Keep looking, keep searching. The answer is in the network of connection.
Do not worry. You are on the edge of victory!
The best part of life is hanging out with people like YOU!
I'm not sure what I should do next. Uncertainty yields possibility.
Throw a rock straight up above you. Same thing happens when you criticize others.
If at first you don't succeed, pat yourself on the back for trying.
Trying changes our brain.
Thinking about trying changes our brain.
Thinking about thinking about trying changes our brain. It's all about neurology!
Don't just stand there, but stand for something.
The best place to start is now.
Create! Finish this sentence, "I've had a great day today because. . . . . . "
Take a deep breath . And wonder why you were ever worried in the first place.
The best time to start is right where you're standing.
Read! Brains need food too!
Women are a gift! Treasure them!
If at first you don't succeed, tie your shoelaces and start over.
The best way to know what to do is to ask yourself, "What's the right direction?"
Put yourself in the middle of Good Feeling Land. It's right beside Help Othersville.
Isn't all about feelings? It's not the stuff! Feelings are free and they come from deep inside you.
Water wings won't get you across the ocean. Enthusiasm will.
The best place to start is by reading this tweet. Now go DO IT!
Don't let fear of what might happen freeze you. Do you know the future? MAKE the future!
In place of fear put your rear in motion.
It's not what you do with what you have, it's what you have to do.
The most pleasing tweets rarely make you think. Thinking is work!
Thinking is fun! Try it and see!
Fire "Can't." And give "Maybe" an extended vacation. 24/7 Can DO, baby!
Excuse me from listening to your excuses. Just get it done!
Perfection doesn't exist. We can even tweak the concept of perfection. Yet YOU are perfectly YOU!
We are all works in progress. Small steps forward!
The best place to learn, DOland.
If you want to learn the route, drive the car, don't watch.
The fun is on the way to the done.
Worry is a 4 letter word spelled with 5 letters.
Language is power. Especially the language we use on ourselves!
You can DO it! Just try!
If at first you don't succeed, remark on the complexity of nature.
It's surprisingly cool in the shade!
Make sure. But make something!
Secret to success: Get a clue, pay your dues.
Discover your maximum effort. At least once a month.
Rejoice in the fact that the game ain't over!
Display skill. Focus on will. Thrill.
If at first you don't succeed, note if you're lying on the ground and they're drawing a chalk outline.
Respond to others!
If at first you don't succeed, eat ice cream!
Waiting is so 20th century.
Push yourself to try. Success takes care of itself.
Recognize the brilliance in others and they'll think you're a genius.
Put yourself on a pedestal and shine someone's shoes.
Do people know you're open for business? How about open for friendhip?
Do you need more friends to be successful? Of course!
It's all about relationships. And marketing. Marketing relationships.
Don't disappoint me. I know you CAN DO IT!
The smallest attempt drives change.
Power isn't a four letter word.
You have a responsibility to help others improve their lot in life.
We're all connected. Noticing the connections puts you in charge.
Be someone's shade tree.
Lean on me. Seriously.
Give more. Take less. Receive more. Stress less.
This year's magic word: free!
It's not about the price, it's the subscription!
Keep coming back. Even deeper tweets on the horizon!
If at first you don't succeed, welcome to the reel world. Go fishing.
Don't worry about what might happen. It rarely does.
The energy we use on worry is wasted.
Keep your eyes on the ball not the walls.
The future is bright as long as you keep plugged in.
Never fear the fat.
Replace greed with urgency.
Don't look at a fat man's plate.
Just because you think you're smarter than everyone else, doesn't mean we can't ignore you.
The best thing about being wealthy is never having to say what the best thing about being wealthy is.
If you must know, yes, the sky is falling. In every direction.
Why make yourself miserable when you can just as easily make yourself happy?
It's all about what you think about.
The mind is a terrible thing to fear.
Engross yourself in others and you'll discover what makes you tick.
The best way to learn isn't by watching.
Don't fear what slows you down. Fear what stops you.
The best part about living is loving. Give and receive.
The fastest way to success is marked "private."
If at first you don't succeed, wonder.
Luck has nothing to do with being at the right place at the right time.
If you get discouraged, look for courage and don't dis others.
It's easier to blame others than ourselves. And way more fun.
The best part about finding answers is discovering the right questions.
Why? Because you promised, that's why!
Don't fear what makes you sweat. Unless it makes you smell bad.
The easiest way to make a million dollars is to ask someone for it.
If at first you don't succeed, what could be worse?
Generally, you are well known for your good sense. Apply that knowledge to relationships.
If you want to have a lot of friends, laugh with people.
Humor is the great equalizer.
Fear is a four letter word written with invisible ink.
Fear only exists in the mind. It's not a real thing.
If at first you don't succeed, blog.
The easiest way to live isn't the best way.
Be a mood ring that stays on your favorite color.
Be active. Living is a verb.
The best part about life is the surprise endings.
Never fear what can't kill you.
Don't just stand there, perform!
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Being negative is a no no.
Gifts from God are all around us. Like that little flower.
If you can't move forward, jump!
The best part of life is just around the corner!
Ask yourself "why not" before you ask yourself "why."
The way to knowledge is through the door of experience.
Wisdom isn't dumb. That's why it talks.
Fear is a four letter word. Use it with caution.
Expose yourself to the best, and the rest will take care of itself.
Let hope rub off on you. It's getting better!
We heal. Take hope in that!
Generate good feelings by helping others.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on greed.
The option to fail should not be checked.
If you wonder why you did it, you already know.
Negative thinking sucks the life out of you.
Ask yourself "what's good about this?" The brain is an answer generating muscle. Exercise it!
Thinking about running doesn't make you break a sweat.
If you must know, yes, it is all up to you.
It's not the sweet, easy things that make you strong.
Stand up for your rights against wrongs.
Think the best about others first.
If at first you don't succeed, what's second?
Don't blame when you can fix.
The best part about you is your willingness to change.
Don't fight the feeling, ignite the feeling!
Research is the poor man's creativity.
Happiness is great. Sadness has other applications.
Don't just stand there, jog in place.
Never refuse to start.
Best way to succeed is through wearing out shoe leather.
Find success one hand shake at a time.
Better to surge than search.
Don't wonder why you did it, wonder why you didn't do it.
Thinking is better than not thinking.
Go deep inside with deep breaths. Drink deep from the deep well of peace.
If you must know, yes, it's all the government's fault.
The easiest way to succeed never works.
Time is money. But money can never buy time.
"Success" isn't always worth it. At least the kind you put in quotes.
Never fear what goes in your ear.
Relax! It's the key to long term success.
Review regularly. Look for patterns.
What makes you good? How can you step it up a notch?
The best part of life is the plot. Action is spice!
It's not the time to rest in peace.
Genius has to be experienced. Like holding an iPad for the first time!
I'm against propaganda and for antipoganda.
The fastest way to my heart is by loving me first.
Patience is the great equalizer.
Don't worry, spread happy.
If at first you don't succeed, climb a tree and give a hoot.
Remember why life is important. It's not about stuff.
Encourage others to spread peace.
Be the kind of person you wish you could be.
Make the first and last things you say be positive.
Cheer others up.
SMILE and the world will dig you.
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Don't believe what's not in your best interest.
Be a full speed ahead guy!
The best thing about the situation is what you can learn from it.
Fear is toxic shock.
Make the world around you happier.
YOU are the reason I'm still here.
If you think you're not valuable, just look at all the good you've caused!
The first thing you think is usually right. Do you love your job? Then what are you going to do about it?
Asking why is not as important as doing something about it.
We know what we should do. What's keeping us from doing it?
The best thing about life isn't if.
Who are you? Deep down. Any time but now.
Life is about infinite possibility and limited incredulity.
Don't wonder if you should do it. Wonder how great it will be when you've done it!
Don't fear the reaper. Fear his cousin, the bleeper. Don't censor your dreams!
Change is what keeps us fresh.
The best thing about standing for something is the view.
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Blast off into the next dimension of good feelings and happiness! Smile!
If at first you don't succeed, at least you took the first step towards success.
Recall exactly why you wanted this job.
Don't forget how hard you've worked to get here.
The best part about you is your smile. Use it!
Life is a puzzle. You're the missing piece!
Don't just stand there. Freeze and call it performance art.
If you must know, you will find out.
Good will trumps good advice.
The only thing better than you is, actually can't think of anything.
Respond to people's need for assurance.
The more you try, the faster you succeed.
The best thing about thinking is the end result.
Why are you afraid? You have a track record of success!
Be your own PR machine!
Don't fear what increases your faith.
Results! Not insults.
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The coolest part about being cool is the clothes.
Fear injures your ability to react.
If at first you don't succeed, what did you get?
There are prizes all around you! Surprise yourself!
Never fear while action is possible.
The first step need only be one inch.
Creativity is a choice not a destination.
If you hate your job you waste your life.
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Search your mind for the good things that are happening to you each day.
Filter crap out of your life.
The best is just good with attitude.
Jump for what you can achieve with effort!
The knowledge that you can do it must be drilled into your awareness.
What was once impossible is now easy. Remember when you couldn't do it?
Your craft IS you!
Take time to make yourself better every day.
If at first you don't succeed, who's counting?
It's not the strategy, it's the timing!
Just do it. Then redo it better.
Please. Sorry. Thanks! Use it or lose it.
It's not if you try. It's when you try.
Trying doesn't equal doing, but it's better than nothing.
Fear is heavy. Hope lifts!
Don't excuse bad behavior. Bad is bad.
Pleasure isn't found in the middle of need.
The best you can do is unknown.
The way to find happiness is life is by spreading it around to others.
The best thing you can give a friend is hope.
If at first you don't succeed, buy knee pads.
Thoughts are king.
Stay in the lane. Unless you're walking. There are always exceptions.
The best thing you can give yourself is deep breathing.
Don't just stand there, touch your toes!
Give others what they need and succeed.
Partial truth isn't.
Don't fear what can't kill you.
If you want to be a millionaire, start from the inside.
What do you want? What will that make you?
If you're up to your neck in water, doesn't matter if your boots are waterproof.
Encourage others with smiles.
Every bad thought replaced by reality.
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Ignorance is no excuse. But it can be a reason.
Roll on up that hill.
Obligations should come from the inside.
Worry is premature aging.
Hope is premature saging.
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Needles aren't found only in haystacks.
If you want, give.
Don't fear concepts.
Real is another way of saying "truth."
If at first you don't succeed, you gained experience.
Don't just stand there, direct traffic.
Don't tie your shoelace in the middle of the road.
Obvious things like give value--get success.
The more you understand yourself, the more success is internalized.
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Replace mope with hope!
Don't just stand there, wash a windshield.
If at first you don't succeed, read.
The wisdom of the ages or the wisdumb of the sages.
Don't replace hard work with faking hard work.
Be the boss of your own mind.
You are a tiny piece of what makes you awesome!
Rejoice in the knowledge that tomorrow is another way.
It doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure out what's wrong with a car.
Responsibility is job 1.
Never fear what can't bite you.
The best of all worlds? Right here, right now!
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Replace fear with action.
Use the energy of worry to plan attacks.
Reuse what you once threw away. Like opportunity.
Infinite possibility is just beyond where you're looking.
Don't fear what you can't control.
Never bark at a cat. Especially if you're a mouse.
Rethink what it means to be YOU.
The best part of waking up, a new WAY.
Better to remodel your mind than your house.
Small action. Big consequence.
We're on a journey to the other side.
Be a greeter not a beater.
In the long run is the short run.
Power is the best part of creation.
Doubt powers brakes.
Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and be totally ignored.
Rethink what it means to try.
The ability to try trumps the ability to make excuses.
Don't fear what is smaller than your concept of success.
Rush into the future with arms open wide.
Your mind is the best part of your body.
If at first you don't succeed, did you really want to?
Just because you can, doesn't mean they can.
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Only you know what you're capable of.
The burst things in life have fees.
The wrong thing to do is never write.
Be the best part of waking up to someone else.
Every day is Mother's day!
Smiling is the best body language.
Take care. Give care.
Reach down deep and remind yourself you can do it.
If at first you don't succeed, draw and X and call it a treasure map.
When you understand this tweet you'll realize your brilliance.
Don't just stand there, bake cookies!
Please. Thank you. Power words.
If you must know, you will find out.
Don't pull the trigger if you haven't got bullets.
Denting is better than crashing.
Regard yourself with alacrity.
If at first you don't succeed, make up a word for it. Like "uberuntermachen."
Want to be more beautiful? Tell others THEY are.
Life is more than T-shirt slogans.
If at first you don't succeed, learn something.
Tax your imagination.
Careful inspection yields beauty.
I find money on the ground all the time. Be aware of gifts!
Wake your inner baby. Snuggle with a friend.
Sometimes all we need to hear is someone telling us, "Everything will be ok." Be that person.
Hope giver. Mope squasher. Verbal Surgery.
Just in case you forgot. You ROCK!
Don't play with language unless you're willing to get learned.
Words heal! Whatever you're doing keep it up!
Picture yourself on holiday, on a beautiful beach, totally at rest. Where were you just then?
Take a picture with your mind of how great you want to be.
The best thing about waking up is realizing life is better than dreams.
Know the direction you're going and you'll beat the crowd there.
If you want to improve, start small.
Improvement is not written it's experienced.
Be the person you were once sure you'd be.
Defeat is only a word. Change your vocabulary.
Your perspective is your first line of defense.
The walls around your mind are built with limiting ideas.
Who are you, when you become, whatever you experience yourself?
The more you think about what things mean, the more you're sure they're right!
Success is just next to what you were looking for.
Whatever you're telling yourself, when you use a mean voice, isn't worth listening to.
Criticize shouldn't come in extra large.
The other side of the problem is this side of what you can do now.
The more I get to know you, the perfecter you seem.
It's not what you want, it's why you want it.
Don't kid yourself. It does matter.
Who are you? What could you be?
Want to succeed in business? Start with liking other people.
The world is a loving location for lovers.
Hate sucks. The life from you.
If you really want to know, keep asking questions.
The more you know, the less you know you know.
Don't just stand there, grab a bar and do chin ups.
If at first you don't succeed, it's only a game.
The more you give, the more you get.
Please others, automatically feel better about yourself.
The best thing about you is your kind heart.
If you really want to do battle, fight the urge to quit.
The best part is when you came in.
If you don't want to do it, you don't have to!
Just because she broke up with you, doesn't mean you're broken.
When in doubt, plaster a smile on your face!
Worry is a four letter word spelled with five letters.
If you wonder what the future holds, imagine wonderful things!
No matter how bad it gets, you're going to make it!
Life is not optional.
Be a healer not a hater.
Jump up and down and cheer for others!
Please be gentle with yourself. There's only one of you!
Pulling is better than pushing, since you're leading from the front.
Don't worry, do something.
Explore the riches of your kindness.
Be the person you wish you are.
The future is one second from NOW.
Make yourself try.
Be kind to small animals and big people.
Remember why you wanted this job in the first place.
If at first you don't succeed, call it research for you new book.
Don't just stand there, explode with hope!
The best is just around the corner from the good.
Inform yourself what you want to be.
Clear vision = progress.
You go where you look.
Mind the store and store the mind.
Don't give up, give away.
Infect other with your good attitude.
Being the boss doesn't make you right.
The best place to be is beside your friend.
The next word you say may be your best.
Excuse yourself. But don't make excuses.
Just say you're sorry. Don't add a tag line as to why it wasn't your fault.
Research is better than mesearch.
If at first you don't succeed count in base 10.
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Don't expect the worst to happen and it won't.
Identify the best in others.
Don't look for trouble. Don't even glance in its direction.
The best thing about you is your I.
Just because she broke up with you doesn't give you the right to act like a tiny baby.
If at first you don't succeed, ignore the first time.
Review your success.
Implement breath mints into your strategy. Can't hurt. Might really help.
Give away your best work. Charge them for refills.
What's mine is a terrible thing to waste.
Pull the trigger on good works.
Don't look at me that way unless you want to back it up with a memo.
The best part of making up. Verbal Surgery.
Include yourself the BEST list.
If you really want success in life, you'll figure out what that means.
Don't just stand there, do squat thrusts.
Yoga for the mind. Verbal Surgery.
Be the best thing about yourself.
Don't just stand there, gaze into my eyes and tell me you love me.
Refurbish that silly grin on your face.
It doesn't matter what you say if you don't say it. Otherwise it does.
Recalculate the worth of your smile.
Your best is so close to getting here.
Tiny improvements. Major in the details.
Just because you think you're right doesn't mean you have the right.
The best thing about you is your ability to improve yourself!
Emotions are the other side of experience.
If at first you don't succeed, consider it an enrichment exercise.
Awesomer and awesomer. That's YOU!
Don't be afraid of failure. Fear stagnation.
Jump up and down. Smiling is an anti-gravity pill.
If you act happy, you become happy.
If you're worried that you're worried, you need to read more of my tweets.
Blast off bad attitude.
Failure isn't a four letter word. Wait is.
Get on with what makes you happy.
The smallest things make you smile!
Push yourself towards the mellow end of the continuum.
Don't be afraid of fear. It's rarely based on reality.
Live life on purpose.
Don't just stand there, drop and give me 20!
Even doctors get sick. But the Verbal Surgeon talks germs into submission.
If you want love, start with like.
Man! Women rock!
Make sure you're not your harshest critic. Because you talk to yourself constantly!
Never mind what they said. Focus on your greatness!
Doing the same thing over and over. Modern politics.
Want change? Get a new haircut.
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Don't let others tie you down with their expectations.
Grab life!
Be your own best friend first.
Marketing strategies won't make up for bad products.
Experience life first hand!
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Exploding with hope!
Put the brakes on negativity.
I doubt you're broken. Probably just need batteries. Take a nap!
Just because she doesn't love you any more doesn't mean you're not loveable.
The better you get, the better I feel.
Doesn't matter if you didn't do it if you could have stopped it.
Research the reasons that you're so great!
Remember, you're a winner! Winners remember winning.
I'm tired of whining about whiners.
Don't complain so loudly that I can't hear you talking.
Who really cares if you're not happy? Me!
Plug into the best part of yourself.
Responsibility is not a four letter word.
Act right. Be right.
Spill what's left of your bad attitude on the floor and walk away quickly.
Clean up your potty mouth.
Smile like you mean it!
Pretending to be bad is easier than being good.
If is not as powerful as when.
Stay in Promo Mode.
Marketing is not the only thing, it's everything.
Life is a treasure hunt and YOU are the pirate!
Walk towards happiness by retreating from griping.
The best things in life are alive.
Stand up for your right to fight for what's left.
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Don't knock success until you've opened your mind.
Rewind the good times and play them over and over.
Nothing lasts. Accept exceptions.
Push yourself towards the giddy heights of good will.
Nanny nanny boo boo, and FIE on bad attitude.
The only thing worse than criticism is being critical.
Be in the feel good business.
Money isn't the root of all evil, but it's the fruit of some.
The only thing better than this tweet is your interpretation of it!
Creativity sucks. Then blows bubbles!
Paint on your life's canvas with bright colors!
Keep going. You're almost there!
Just because you know you're right, doesn't mean they know you're wrong.
It's better to trust than to rust.
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Eternity surrounds you!
What are you waiting for? Take a deep breath and chill!
Keep your eye on the road. Distractions attract splatter.
Regal! Royal! Kingly! Remind you of someone you know?
It's not the road to happiness that gets you where you're going, it's one step after another.
Reject intolerance! Tolerate idiots!
Wow! You really are THAT good!
It's amazing to see how far you've come. No wonder you're where you're at.
Knowledge without action isn't.
Just point me the direction you want to go, then follow.
It's better to keep going than to stop. It's easier to change directions than overcome inertia.
Pleasure takes it's toll bridge.
The view from the top looks down on everyone.
Just because you know you're right, doesn't mean you know when you're wrong.
Reaction is better than subjugation.
Love others. Love yourself.
Redo the design before you revamp the changes.
Worst first. Best lasts.
Go ahead and make the change you know you need.
The best way to experience life is first person.
Break the rules before they break you.
Just because you know you're right, don't expect a big signing bonus.
If at first you don't succeed, look the other way.
The possible was once impossible. Belief and perseverance is a powerful tag team.
Light the refuse and watch it blow up.
Negative thinking destroys.
Words are things. They create chemistry in our brains.
Come together, right now, over thee.
Never believe the worst about people.
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Critical statements are emotional blasting caps.
Rely on your replies to bring peace through your eyes.
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To the extent that you were right, they agreed. Beyond consensus lies sense.
Plaster a smile on your face for inside good feelings.
Now is the time. Beyond is the place.
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Learnicate--all learning is motivated.
Don't ask what your country can do for you, ask what they're doing TO you.
Your ability to help other is directly proportional to your desire to help yourself.
Don't just stand there, look someone in the eye and smile!
Pretend you're great. People can't tell the difference.
Friendliness is next to Godliness.
If at first you don't succeed, blame global warming.
Interest in others bears interest in your bank account.
Push yourself with sweet words of kindness.
Promise yourself whatever it takes to make that first step.
It's not enough to merely be good. You also have to be NICE.
If you're irritated with your boss, he's probably irritated with you.
Scratch itches, earn riches.
I'm in the special treat business! Verbal Surgery.
Explode with good will towards others.
Pray for our country before they prey on you.
If you must know, you will find out.
Reaction is too late.
The positive side of criticism doesn't exist. People are too thin skinned.
If you want others to love you, don't loathe them.
EVERYONE has a good side. Look for it!
What you focus on becomes clear.
Respond to others and they will reward you.
Everyone needs love. You can never run out of loving others.
Create a bubble of good will around you. And watch other's reactions.
No matter what you do, it matters what you do.
Research the depths of love.
You find what you look for. So keep looking up!
If at first you don't succeed, think what a great story it'll make later!
People need what you have to offer. Focus on that.
Money is not the root of all evil. Unless it leafs you alone.
Wow! I never thought you could get THIS good!
Whatever you're doing, keep it up. You have really made some awesome changes.
It's all about small progress. Big change happens over time rarely at once.
Add some whipped cream to that frown.
Sugar makes most things better. Same for smiling.
Do they really hate you, or are you just a convenient target?
Treat your family members better than you would a total stranger.
Progress never rests.
Fortune and fame, don't make house calls.
Resolve to involve.
Push yourself away from junk food.
Advertising is hypnosis.
Who's pulling your strings?
Preach to yourself. Reach others.
Be in the whole good business.
Make people feel better about themselves and they'll automatically feel better about you.
Take a double dose of responsibility.
Get out of your head and into your heart.
Don't worry about what others think. They're focused on themselves.
Just keep going.
Wait = weight.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
It's not what you don't do that stops you.
Close up relationships are best.
Focus on others and you'll take better pictures.
Incredible! That's what you are!
You're a masterpiece!
Every negative thought is a two edged sword cutting you and them.
The reality is much more fun than your fantasy.
It's amazing the progress you've made! Keep it up!
Don't just stand there, study Mandarin.
If at first you don't succeed, bite off a smaller piece.
Longevity is the key to most doors.
Worry is a brain drain.
Your brain runs on hope. Don't feed it mope.
If you must know, yes, you are the leader we've been looking for.
I carry my best teachers around with me.
A pile of smiles goes a mile.
Put yourself in the success category.
Build others, strengthen yourself.
Reestablish the relationships with your family.
Treat yourself to hope.
Smiling is the ultimate vitamin.
Slow progress. Watch as others stop along the way.
Be proud of yourself. Think how far you've come!
It's truly amazing where small steps will take you.
Don't expose yourself to toxic people.
If you wonder why they got mad at you, write down what you said and look at it carefully.
Perspective is a type of translation.
Need friends? Talk less and smile more.
Caring for others is a superpower.
If you want to change the world, start with your socks.
We are what we're exposed to.
Push is better than punish.
Just because she dumped you, doesn't mean ALL women are the same!
Rapid deployment. Instant employment.
This culture instills greed as need.
It's not about stuff, it's about PEOPLE!
Your brain is a high tech instrument running on low tech love.
Look me in the eye when you say that.
Breaking up with a text message is better than lying to their face about how it's all ok.
If at first you don't succeed, doodle and call it research.
If you're not sure if you can do it, you're right.
It's all about momentum. Really small successes first.
Moping is not a coping strategy.
Feel bad? Walk and breathe.
If you're not sure of the direction to go, watch the crowd. Then do the opposite.
Draw a lion in the sand and go "Here, kitty, kitty!"
The more you understand this tweet, the smarter you become!
Improve your brain: MOVE!
Sedentary life. Fossilized brain.
Recharge your batteries with a nap!
Just because they say you can't, means jack!
When you agree with the masses beware of molasses.
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Creative people create.
Stare at a blank page and imagine the possibilities of your life!
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Look at your hand. You are an awesome instrument!
Belief doesn't lie. But it's not always the truth.
Join the commitment committee.
The more I'm seen around you, the better I look.
Thoughts are things with strings attached.
Why did they make you so mad? Did it remind you of people you haven't forgiven?
Anger = mortality.
Our wants can be our worst enemies.
Study the difference between wants and needs.
Your desires drive you. Action is the car.
Forget how they hurt your feelings. Listen to me. You're much better than they'll ever be!
Goals score.
All your work means nothing without relationships.
YOU are your work.
Need proof? Improve!
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Under close inspection all things are beautiful.
End of your rope? Tie a rainbow.
Your response is your responsibility.
Choose to be positive.
Don't just stand there, pay attention to your wife!
The closer we get to each other, the further we are from gloom.
Good words, good feelings. Verbal Surgery.
You let them talk you into it because you wanted to do it.
Don't blame others for your own choices.
It may be a free country, but it ain't cheap!
Start your engine with heart.
The desire to please is universal. Who you're pleasing is not.
Practice makes perfect unless you're practicing to be a jerk.
You are such a cuteness!
Run for your life! Literally.
Connect with others, experience yourself.
The more I'm around you, the better I feel.
Every time I read Tim's tweets I feel better and better about myself!
Quit whining. Start winning!
Rejoice in your ability to make small improvements in your attitude.
Make room for zoom and banish doom.
Relearn childlike smiles.
Color outside the box of crayons.
First do. Then observe.
If you're worried remember this, most times it doesn't even happen!
Take charge of your life with extra voltage. Verbal Surgery.
Just go ahead. People follow movers.
If you really want more out of life, expect it.
Review your successes. Delete the word "failure."
If you listen to negative people, guess what you become?
Spread hope! Stomp mope!
Push yourself through the hard times by being creative.
We need what you have. As you share, you grow!
Please. Just hang up on those nay sayers.
If you wake up tired, skip the coffee and nap instead.
Sleep. It's a beautiful thing!
Pressure the inside of your bubble. Go ahead and lift off!
Restructure your mind, one kind thought at a time.
Smiles work.
If you must know, yes, you are AWESOME!
Just do it. Then keep doing it.
If you want success you have to give up less.
Torture is boredom.
I've never met an interesting person that got bored.
If you must convince yourself to do the job, it's probably not worth doing.
Play as if your life depended on it.
Resume living a fantastic life!
Implode your desire to mope.
Eat right. Think right.
Don't tell me it can't be done. The world is full of impossible things we do regularly. Like airplanes!
Frowning is a bitter fruit that we don't have to eat.
Give a compliment. Feel better.
I'm in the explosive hope business.
Art for art's sake. Verbal Surgery.
Explore winning by doing.
Don't just stand there, wave at a stranger and smile!
See how many times you can encourage others to do their best.
It's not the best thing, it's the only thing. Verbal Surgery.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on your gene pool.
Go ahead and try. You can do it!
Worry is waste.
Deal with the real, fight with the might.
Pleasure is a two edged word.
The only thing you get out of pain is awareness.
Don't do it. DO IT!
The best thing about this tweet is its reader!
I'm not sure how you got to be so good, but whatever you're doing keep it up!
Success is not a location, it's a journey.
Women are naturally better. Teach us ladies!
There's a difference between getting things done and doing them in.
There's no ladder of success. It's an elevator. We ALL ride together!
Keep your eyes open for miracles.
If at first you don't succeed, take yourself for granted.
Man! You are really improving!
Don't read this tweet, unless you want to feel better NOW!
The first word you learn is the first person you love.
Words are power. Use them with caution.
When in doubt, expect the best.
You go where you look.
Focus. Focus. Focus.
Don't worry about what you can't control.
What's the worst that could happen? You're not dead, so go for it!
It's amazing how easily we get our feelings hurt. People need you to tell them they're ok.
The angrier they are, the more they've been hurt.
Heal!
Interest in others leads to success.
It's not just about me. See through their eyes too.
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I'm not sure why God made you the way HE did, but I sure am glad!
It doesn't take much to push others towards their best.
Just the right word at the right time. Verbal Surgery.
Expose yourself to the knowledge that you are incredible!
Don't just stand there. Look your loved one in the eye and wink!
Think good thoughts and you'll be surprised how great life can be!
If you must look at the downside, slide and go "WOO HOO!"
This tweet is guaranteed to make your life better, or your money back!
Results vary with effort.
I'm not surprised you're a winner. You have that winning attitude.
Positive thinking beats negative stinking.
Bailouts for everyone! Verbal Surgery.
Do you really think you can handle the truth? The truth is you are Art by God.
Jump in and doggy paddle. Stay dry and die.
Life is about interaction not reaction.
Tsunami of good feelings. Verbal Surgery.
Inform your subconscious that you no longer need to be fat.
If the economy is so bad, why are there so many fat people?
Your mind. Your choice. Reaction is self-initiated.
Give gifts, get lifts.
Smile on your face, puts you in your place.
Join the surge towards joy.
Passion is your key to job security.
Hate the job you do? And you wonder why you're unhappy?
No one is making you do those bad things.
Your subconscious mind wants your control.
Carefully weigh what you tell yourself regularly.
The knowledge to do. Verbal Surgery.
Being a wuss is not a strategy for life.
So she said she doesn't love you any more. Imagine what she'll look like in 60 years. It makes breaking up easier.
Never give another person the key to your happiness.
Reduce your margin of error. Think, then do.
The government is not the answer. It's the problem.
Money is not the answer. It's a byproduct of the answer.
Resistance is common. Perseverance is rare.
Fly in the face of the facts and act.
If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.
Candy coated lives with bitter centers.
Mental vitamins. Affirmations.
Life doesn't get easier, you get stronger.
There will never be more time than now.
Replace those bad feelings with deep breathing.
Encourage others and they'll encourage you.
Happy pills with smiling faces. Verbal Surgery.
Language IS power!
Take care of your words and you'll get a better life sentence.
It's not what you do that counts. It's how you count it.
Same action, two perspectives. Failure and success.
See yourself through you mother's eyes.
You are responsible for your own brainwashing.
Take care! Media has its hooks in you.
When's Steve coming out with the iLife?
Push yourself to succeed, by tracking your daily progress.
Calendars are tools for life. Write on them.
Never complain if you're not willing to help.
Heavy lifting, corporate sifting.
Are you part of the machine or part of the owner's manual?
Never refuse to help.
Strength comes from helping.
Naturally occurring good feelings. Verbal Surgery.
If you're going to fly into a rage, fly into an encourage.
Responsibility is not a dirty word.
Take yourself by the hand and walk yourself gently to successland.
Renegotiate with your subconscious. Allow yourself to feel happily easily.
Do you really need junk food to make you happy? What was your first response to the question?
Decide to be happy and you will be. YOU choose!
Take a good look at yourself in the mirror and say, "You're awesome!"
You are a work of art!
Go deep inside yourself and look for your inner smile.
Rejoice in the NEW day!
Be the center of the hope explosion.
Life is easier when you take it in small chunks.
If we can only live today, why worry about tomorrow?
Just thinking about smiling makes you happier.
Does work make you smile? Then you're in the wrong job.
Presuppose you're success!
If at first you don't succeed, tweet.
Don't just stand there, do yoga.
Hold out your hand, people will put something in it.
If you must frown think of clowns.
Deep breath. Long, slow breath. The situation is already better.
You can't be worried and practice deep breathing at the same time.
Restore the idea that you're a winner.
Shake hands with the rest of your life.
Ok. We know you got a raw deal. What's good about what happened?
Your worst foot forward is better than your best foot backwards.
If you think life is getting better, it is.
Don't question God's love?
Insert a smile into every conversation.
Even the lovely get lonely.
You grow what you sow. Plant smiles!
Your brain is a simple calculator. Set it for addition.
When will you know if you have enough?
Don't let your goal line change. Achieve it before you move it.
When's the last time you really tried to learn something new?
Just say GROW!
If you were placed in witness protection, what new life would you choose?
Every day's a start over.
Unplug yourself from the system that holds you back.
Do you really have to fear change? Don't you change clothes?
Thank yourself for the changes you've made!
Even the dead change.
Decide to act. Then act.
Fake being happy and you'll feel happier.
The masks we wear become who we are.
If you love to argue, you're harder to love.
Reach down deep and do it!
The first time is hardest, because you didn't know how easy it'd be!
If you're boss makes you miserable, look at him through a mother's eyes.
Focus on what makes you happy. Concentrate on joy.
Focus is better than hocus pocus.
Be someone's dream boss.
Rely on yourself to do your best.
Be the person people need.
Will to live = will to give.
Perfect times. Perfect lives.
Generate the good things you know about yourself.
Respond only to those things that make you feel good.
Rehearse your best life now.
Love is in the air. Inhale it.
Reverse the tides of time with deep breathing.
Remember when you were happy reverse engineer that process.
Play gently with yourself.
Houston everything is A-OK.
Promise yourself, what ever it takes to get yourself moving.
Write down any progress on a calendar. It helps motivate you.
Suspend any disbelief you may have.
Thinking is a real man's sport.
Knowledge is as knowledge does.
Some people's idea of brainstorming is fog.
Answering questions with questions since 1958. Verbal Surgery.
If you want to know what you want out of life ask yourself.
The ultimate placebo. Verbal Surgery.
Knowing where you're going to half the trip.
The best part of knowledge is action.
Choose who you're going to help with care.
Encourage yourself to do your best.
Respond to your best responses.
Enlarge your idea of what it means to be involved.
Don't doubt yourself as long as you're right.
Watch where you put your valuables. Especially your feelings.
If it was easy everyone would do it.
Don't explain yourself to people who will never understand.
Figure out what it means to know you're right.
Never fight for something you know you can never win.
Discourage yourself from being discouraged.
It matters what you do. It matters how you do it. It matters whether you do it all.
Ramp yourself up to maximum effort with minimum to lose.
You control the quality of your thinking.
What's the fun of knowing everything for sure.
Perfect plans come together perfectly.
If you really want to get ahead and life focus on your attitude.
Engineer your mind with better books.
Indispensable. That's what YOU are!
Give love. Give hope. Get love. Get hope.
Focused passion. THE key to success.
In principle you're right. But it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Just jump right in with as much gusto as you can muster.
Muster gusto specialist. Verbal Surgery.
If you're living your dream, don't wake up.
First cup of coffee love.
Gusto Plus.
Be specific when you tell her why you love her.
Only you can do it. Just make sure it really needs to get done.
You have X amount of energy and Y amount of time. You are XY.
Inductive reproduction. Inclusive repercussions. Verbal Surgery.
Get back to where you once belonged. Go there in your mind.
Good times. Good thoughts. Verbal Surgery.
Rejoice in the sound of your voice saying, "I am a GOOD person!" Say it. Out loud!
Over and over and over again. The same problem. Have you ever asked yourself, "Maybe I like the problem?"
Haphazard precision. Modern politics.
The votes are in. You won! You're the best!
Rocketing towards success with blinding speed. Verbal Surgery.
If you don't know what you're doing, admit that to yourself. Learn!
The most explosive verb is to hope.
Regard your situation with other's eyes.
Feeling the difference between pleasure and joy. Verbal Surgery.
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All expansion is self expansion.
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Reach out and touch with your eyes.
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Earn as you learn. A weigh of life.
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If you had wings, would you still walk on the ground? Birds do.
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Recharge your ability to rest.
In the middle of "I told you so" lays the truth.
Add friends. Subtract enemies.
Do favors for people. Savor the favor flavor.
Hurry up and relax!
Sure, you're the best. We all know that!
If you ask yourself questions, who answers?
Reach into yourself and find gold.
If at first you don't succeed, call yourself a focus group.
Sometimes all you need is a label and you're successful.
I love cameras. Preserving sight.
Random knowledge. Specific ignorance.
Disregard your inclination to be a whiner.
If you must know, yes. I did tell them you're terrific.
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Knowledge must be doledge.
Of course you're right!
Are you a person of interest?
Look at the stars. Know your limits.
Google love. The number, not the search engine.
Eventually, you must leave the starting blocks.
The edge of conscience borders badlands.
Get up on your high horse and yell, "Hallelujah!"
The deeper we grow, the better we feel.
Get in touch with your senses.
Don't ignore your internal data stream.
Regardless of what you thought, things change.
Drop into the deepest recess of your mind and create.
Pain pushes, but doesn't motivate.
Notice your desire to improve yourself.
If you're happy and you know it, you're rare.
Marketing is designed to make you unhappy. Until you buy something!
Take care of your desires. No one else will.
Big dreams become real with small actions.
Never doubt your ability to surprise yourself.
If at first you don't succeed, rewind and play again.
Learn something every day, whether you want to or not.
Small goals, small dreams.
Just because you think you can get away with it, doesn't make it right.
Explore the gaps in your knowledge base. Can you name all the states on a map?
Wow! You're awesome!
Going in the out door can make all the difference.
Listen to your wife. She's usually right!
Nothing to lose? Rare. Everything to gain? Common.
If you won the lottery, what would you do with the money? Can you do some of that now?
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Surging forward into the unknown. All of us.
Remember to forget all the bad things people do to you.
To settle it once and for all. Yes. I am a real person. No. I am not a bot.
Who programmed you?
Are you on auto pilot? The conscious mind runs very little.
I'm tired of people telling me how tired they are.
Here's a secret: Feel sleepy? Take a nap!
The depths of the ocean are better known than the unconscious mind.
Use your skill to heal.
Rejoice in the thought that tomorrow is a NEW day!
Stress is good. Look at diamonds.
We all want change. Primarily in others.
Look at yourself carefully in the mirror. What a work of art!
Yes. There is a Santa Claus. And he doesn't live in Washington.
Take care to further your interests. Hobbies rock!
If you were paid to learn something every day, would you? You're paid in interest!
Take a look at yourself and whistle a happy tune.
If someone paid you to laugh, your stress would be gone.
Success isn't one thing. There are many definitions.
Don't be so dramatic. It's not like you're in Haiti.
When's the last time you dealt with total destruction? So smile. We got it great!
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Slick is not art.
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If you wish to lead the masses, don't act like asses.
The distance between a good idea and a bad idea is will.
Give then get. That's the cycle.
If at first you don't succeed, were you really trying?
The biggest hurdle and asset is attitude.
Budget yourself. Watch your watch watching.
Knowing where you are only helps you leave in the right direction.
Where you live is determined by the state of your brain.
Knowledge is dangerous power.
Getting away with it, still doesn't get you there.
Ask yourself, "What would Oprah do?"
The right decision is rarely the lite decision.
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Know who you are and what you're capable of before you find out unintentionally.
Love makes the whirl go round.
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Perfection is a heavy load. So lighten up.
Reduce your need for speed.
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Refuse others refuse.
Garbage in. Garbage out. Beware retention.
Plaster a wall, not yourself.
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Oxygen intake is directly related to breathing. You control the amount.
Keep on keeping on. But be careful of verb choice.
Excellence is a process not a goal.
Return to your roots. And notice how similar you are to the tree.
Looking at myself in the mirror, I see my Dad. Is that reverse-reincarnation?
Do what's right and you won't fear who's left.
Keep your thoughts inside your head. Let your actions translate.
Be brave! Every day is getting better!
If at first you don't succeed, bleed. At least you'll get sympathy.
Surge without sugar.
Rethink what it means to work hard.
Fat is as fat eats.
Are you the battery or the toy?
Your brain. Another hunk of meat. Yet wondrous!
Do we really need more explanations? Not if the actions continue the same. Just change!
Are we able to be creative on command? That's what I'm doing now.
Resolve to be a solvent, melting resistance.
Show others your best behavior. What if everything you did was broadcast?
Every new year is a canvas. Use new colors this time!
It's not that you can't do it. It's you don't want to. Tell yourself the truth.
Small, attainable goals. Write down what you want to accomplish. Writing it down is hard enough.
Use yourself as a lab for greatness.
Explore the inside meaning of things.
Look for more than surface area.
The better it is, the harder it is to fully appreciate.
Your #1 concern should be self appreciation.
The more you focus, the clearer it gets.
Sometimes you have to get a little angry. Don't make it a habit.
Explore the depths of emotion. Ask yourself where they come from.
The logical mind is a good place to start. But it rarely gets you to finish.
New year. More you.
Everything is groovy. Listen to the beat of your heart.
It get's easier when you study. And when you really try.
Have you ever put out maximum effort? What did that feel like?
Who are you trying to impress? You already know how great you are!
Are we tied down by other's expectations?
Jump in! We're all waiting for you to lead us!
The best side is the right side.
Don't get your way when it's not in your best interests.
Some doors are pushed open. Most open from the inside.
New ways. New weighs.
Think of it like carrying your wealth around with you.
Too much good health won't kill you.
Listen to your best advice.
Normally, we preach at ourselves, looking at others.
Disturbing images. Modern media.
Do you have a timeline for yourself?
Do you know where you're going or are you just flowing?
Take a heading. Go a direction. Don't float.
Are you moving forward, or just watching everyone else in reverse?
Be careful with wild abandon.
This is the year for massive awesome!
We are part of the solution or part of the hamburger.
Precision is a force multiplier.
Not always what we do, but what we do with what we do.
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Think about what you're doing, but not while you're doing it.
Knowledge is best used.
We all start out the same. Single celled organism. Such complexity!
Resolve to solve what makes you tick.
Increase your resolve by actually doing something.
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The walls that surround you have a door. Safety or risk.
Begin a trend. Trail blazers hold the light.
We are all on the same boat. Literally.
Set time aside to think creatively.
The hardest thing to do is decide.
Inches become miles over time. Incremental progress IS the process.
If you're not on the edge how will you know where it's at?
Inactivity is its own curse.
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Reward others with yourself.
Running with abandon towards slavery. Modern materialism.
Focus on beauty, therein lies truth. But not the Truth.
Have you turned into a butterfly yet?
Be the leader you need.
Increase speed. Decrease inertia.
Just keep trying. You get points for that too.
Living your dream! Why wake up?
Cleanliness is next to Godliness on aisle 2.
Not our first choice, but our first decision.
Resolve conflict with calm friendliness.
Generate don't aggravate.
Scratching itches since 1958. Verbal Surgery.
It's not whether you like to do it, it's if you do it.
Don't control others. Urge others.
The brotherhood of man starts with you.
Launch yourself towards success. Which direction is that?
Plug yourself into power. See who has energy and share.
Disastrous knowledge saves lives.
Fit the pieces of your life together strategically. Keep the end result in mind.
Know what you want and who wants you.
Fool speed is stop.
Keep moving, keep changing.
Please say please.
Pay more attention to the subject than the ratings.
Incredible what's edible.
Yes men. Know women.
Rediscover what you covered.
Negative thoughts are no nos.
Performance is more valuable than perfume.
Speed limits are broken by the people that set them.
Your brain. Your attitude.
True discipline is user friendly.
Limit your limits.
It's not where you're going, it's where you end up.
Direction is the most important variable.
Push through the walls that you built.
You are your guard.
Maximum security, minimum possibility.
Change the way you think by what you think about.
Focus! The key to success.
Being able to do everything well is a myth, not a hit.
Nervous? What do you do to placate yourself?
Stress. Negative power contained within.
If you're in a box, look for the door not the floor.
Handle yourself with care. You're indispensable.
You give new meaning to the word "Awesome!"
Give yourself an A+. Just because.
Going against the flow is what creates lift.
Never imagine the worst happening.
Just because you say it's so only makes it so so.
Red lights are just as valuable as green lights.
Penguins are birds but they don't fit in the bird box.
Who can you help make their dreams come true?
Just a little goes a long way. Can you spare a little?
What do you think about consistently? Which direction is that moving you?
Good intentions cause tension.
Do you know the difference between good and bad? Do you stay on only one side?
Get a grip on yourself and shove towards success.
Look back, think forward.
You hold the key to your cell.
What are you trying to hide from yourself?
Peace on Earth, not pieces of Earth.
Life is a two way street. Towards love, away from hate.
Capture your imagination with thoughts of love.
Next stop, your choice.
Examine what makes you happy and what frightens you. Direction indicator.
Polite light. General behavior.
Running down rabbit holes with wild abandon. Modern politics.
Knowledge is a verb. Movement proves wisdom.
Make fear your friend and you won't need enemies.
If at first you don't succeed, pull up a weed.
Is love a noun or a verb? Verbalize your pronouncement.
Fear is a pot hole in the road less travelled.
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Patience is a skill.
Does your skill set include smiling?
False hope is better than true mope.
Generate positivity.
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I'm in the Lift Off business.
Giants within our grasp. Verbal Surgery.
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Prime in anyone's mind. You!
Big heads cause problems.
Listen. The answer is blowing in the wind.
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Test your brakes before you need them.
Do you have any idea what you're capable of?
Be your own best friend first.
Selfish love isn't.
Sex is not love.
Are you a router or a transmitter?
Your best is enough.
Strive to know yourself and what you really want.
Randomize your life with acts of kindness.
Push your own triggers.
Allow yourself to focus.
Breathing is the key to the room of relaxation.
Don't just stand there. Look amazed.
Don't just stand there. Pick up trash.
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Stir your mind with thoughts of loving deeds.
Push pause on violence
There's always time for rebirth.
Refined or crude, talent is at a premium.
Air blowers are from the devil.
Do you ever hear natural sounds?
Our moments together are few. Treasure them.
Grab hold of life. Take it back from those with plans for you.
Wishing you a happy birthday!
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Don't run in full speed ahead stop mode.
Who am I? Focus on that.
Give away love, get back joy.
Jumping up and down yelling and screaming. Average work place.
Push through the "no"s and the known.
Lead the way or watch my back.
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Written thoughts are valuable. We can remember them.
Just go ahead and forget about her. She's never coming back. Ladies, go back.
Experiment on yourself. Who knows how great you can get?
Achieving maximum effort.
Grab, Stab & Blab. The aberage life.
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It's amazing how you keep raising the bar! Awesome!
Don't just stand there, call it performance art.
If at first you don't succeed, welcome to SOP.
Why deny yourself the thrill of coming back from defeat?
Gingerly run the race set before you. Stay on your track.
Connecting with others is the new gold rush.
My system's bigger than your system. Nannie, nannie, boo boo.
If I really understood everything I wrote, I wouldn't be nearly as smart as I think I am.
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The negative space of the positive pie is the part that was eaten and enjoyed.
Knowing exactly what you're going to do is a game we all play.
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Knowing and not acting is not really knowing. How can you know and not act?
The fastest way to a fortune? Count your blessings.
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Like, who died and made you the boss of the whole universe? You're doing a good job at it!
I don't like people calling me boss. Doesn't "boss" sound like a bad word? Like I'll lose all my hair or something?
Birds of a feather like hanging out with other species.
Safety in variety.
Never knowing exactly how much is not enough. Verbal Surgery.
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The edge of the envelope is nowhere to be found.
Exorcise pain, don't exercise it.
Marriage is work in progress.
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Never be negative!
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I am a thing and a do.
Bare knuckles philosophy. Verbal Surgery.
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Saying it doesn't matter is lying. If it didn't matter you wouldn't be talking about it.
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Write down what you want. Be specific. Make sure you're headed towards what you want. Think straight line, baby.
Two points make a line. Three points make a network.
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Just thinking about how great you are gives me goosebumps.
If you're not laughing, you're not reading the right book.
Being copied is taken for granted.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Nor step in it's poop.
The more I look at what I want, the less I realize I want.
Seeing is believing. Yeah, right!
Knowing truth today is easy. Lots of versions.
Put me in the lack of aversions version.
Normally, I feel incredible.
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Practice powerful word play. Wow! Bam!
Think forward. Lean forward. Move forward.
Examine your center of gravity.
And who doesn't love a prat fall?
Genius in his own mine.
Give and get. Stop the cycle, the cycle stops.
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Not sure what to do? Move. It's easier to change direction when your moving.
Peace in our time. First, peace in our minds.
Generating general generalities since 1958.
What a great year it's been! Things are really looking up!
Thinking makes it so at the mental level.
Looking for the answer? The question is the answer. It's the searching, not the finding that's important.
Always learning. Always growing. How do you do it?
I'm amazed at your perspicacity!
Clearly, God had a special hand in making you.
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Knowing and not saying is.
Thinking is awesome! Doing is awesomer!
Put yourself in your own best graces.
Forgive yourself already.
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You knew you could do it all along! Why did you wait?
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Not knowing what to do is not a weakness.
Keep looking at what makes you tick. Get back to your core.
Reading tweets is sweet. Sugar, molasses and gum balls.
Not sure what you're unclear about concerning the clarifications of the misunderstood mistatatements.
Mirror watching. A good judge of vanity. Are they like a magnet to you?
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Charge ahead, plastic in hand!
Sell yourself short and you'll end up without funds.
Use mental floss for brain washing.
Pray for rain. Get floods.
What you see is what you forget.
We all want recognition. I recognize YOU!
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A bigger hammer isn't the answer. A light touch rings the doorbell.
Play the aim game and focus your effort.
Find the exception. Accept changing patterns.
Ride the wave of generosity. Surf on curiosity. People are eager to help.
The Universe is one verse and we are but the chorus.
If Frontal Attack fails, push from the side.
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You have raised perfection to a whole new level. Verbal Surgery.
Every day a blank screen, filled with mystery.
Fill in your own blank.
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When push comes to shove, love!
Damn! You're great!
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Pretending you know something works half the time.
There's a kernel of truth in every seed of action.
Ginger beer. Ginger root. Ginger bread. Ginger snaps. Get it?
Naughty is moral candy.
The more you understand this tweet, the more you understand yourself.
The power to be pleasant is within our grasp.
If it takes too long to perfect the plan, it's not perfect.
Have you noticed how big the small drinks are?
You are more than bones and meat. You are fire, creativity and heat.
Impenetrable barriers. Windows into our souls.
Be different. Make a difference.
Drink deep from joy. Sip toys.
There are no soaring losers.
Wash your brain with hope. Verbal Surgery.
One way conversations aren't: Try listening.
Waiting for the solution to your problems? The answer is stop waiting.
Looking for errors was their first mistake.
There is always ground to conquer. Moral high ground.
What I fear angers me.
Hesitation is fear's main strategy.
Insults rarely generate results.
Handle yourself with care.
Who's pushing your buttons?
Your are rechargeable, not expendable!
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If at first you don't succeed, reexamine your motives.
Worry is happy cancer.
Push yourself, pull others.
Enhance your marriage with the memory of falling in love.
Prenuptial agreement: love each other till you die.
Fire Worry and put Happy in charge.
Get your act together and put on a play!
I prefer hanging out with YOU!
Numbness is dumbness. Feel great now!
Gems form in volcanoes! Heat and pressure work wonders.
Reject the Never Mind.
Deep breathing: mental vitamins.
Relationships are the new Ground Zero.
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Your self-esteem is affected by what you tell yourself. You're great!
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If at first you don't succeed, Change!
The source of life is deep breathing.
Picture yourself in the best possible scenario.
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The world is a better place because you're here!
Happiness is the default position.
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Fringe is the new mainstream.
Inspect. Detect. Project.
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People need you! Never underestimate your value to others.
Live life like a dolphin-on porpoise.
You are God's masterpiece.
I spy with my little eye something beginning with awesome!
Even poop scoopers have value. Who wants to step in poop?
Baby birds don't worry-they just keep chirping.
Welcome to the Generate Generation.
Be a mentor not a meantor.
Treat yourself with kindness and others with care.
Are you a projector or reflector?
Energy comes from others.
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By Golly, you're good!
If at first you don't succeed, stroke your chin and look wise.
When in doubt, listen!
I'm a chapstick addict.
How do I put this? You're awesome!
Don't run for cover, if cover is the target.
If at first you don't succeed, try duct tape.
Don't just stand there . . . freeze and call it performance art.
The difference between art and crap is someone willing to pay for it.
It may not be broken. It may just need cleaning.
Assault and Pepper Spray. Modern spice of life.
Mister, can you spare some time?
Free is the new cheap.
Rejuvenate your mind with childlike behavior.
If you're going to kick ass, kick half-ass.
Picture yourself in the best possible scenario.
If you made an ass of yourself, does that make you a were-horse?
NEVER be negative!
If at first you don't succeed, stop counting.
When win scenario.
Just in case you forgot. . . you're awesome!
The time for change is at the coke machine.
If at first you don't succeed, perfect the dramatic exit.
It's not what you do with your life that counts. Yes, it is!
Why try to be perfect? Nowhere to go but down!
Not everything needs documentation. I'd better write that down.
I came, I saw, I concurred.
Please, please, please! Don't beg me.
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When in doubt, disinfect.
I won't stand for that! Where's a chair?
Everyone is naughty.
I hate it when people tell not not jokes.
Short term memory loss in long term parking. Hate that.
It's such a pleasure to please you!
I can remember, I can recall. I can remember, anything and everything. Say it!
Always park in the same place and walk.
The biggest challenge is the first hurdle.
Stop reigning yourself in.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but it's better than a cap in the ass.
The difference between bicycle and tricycle is a year and bruises. Different challenge, same outcome now.
"Push me, pull me. Please me, appease me." Modern slogan.
Remember when you didn't care what people thought?
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Take a deep breath once a day whether you need to or not.
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I suntan in the eye of the hurricane.
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Listening to the sound of this tweet in your head makes you feel AWESOME!
You can always walk through the Ignore Door.
What would make you swim faster? A million dollars at the end of the pool, or a shark behind you? Fear isn't always a bad thing.
Squeeze the life out of your day!
Birds chirp, men burp. It's the call of the mild.
Capture attention: smile!
Exercise the muscles in your cheeks: Smile! One, two. One, two.
Keep your eye on the ball, the ball in the court and the crowds in the stands.
Whiners bore me.
Love comes out when you don't chase it.
Want love? Love!
Smile! Endorphins are groovy!
No one competes for the thrill of defeat.
Your reactions cause reactions.
"Doesn't matter" is anti-matter.
Worry is a 2 edged word.
Just because you're sharp, doesn't mean you should cut.
When the cookie crumbles, use a spoon! It's still there!
Rapture of the sleep: TV.
I pledge allegiance to the United States of my Mind.
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Take a rise, make a promise.
You can't change a leopard's spots, but you can make him wear a coat.
We are the XXXL Generation.
Harsh words: emotional contusions.
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Is radical honest the opposite of conservative lying?
Trying is the Mother of Success.
Pressure from need or pleasure of greed?
The difference between darkness and light is the gleam in your eye!
Eating, Dieting and �Rithmatic. Lost one, gained one. . .
Look for your friends in Lost and Found.
Happiness is not ready made, but created one smile at a time.
You'll never make a strike with cotton balls.
Less chillin', more thrillin'!
Spend more time pressuring yourself than pleasuring yourself.
Explosive hope: Verbal Surgery.
Know pain, no gain.
Mute your critical voice.
Sprout today, tree tomorrow.
Fast cars drive fast.
Patience pending.
Set your mouth on bruise control.
More power to the pupil.
I have new extra added ingredients in this tweet.
You may feel lonely, but you're not alone.
The best goals tow you by your desires.
Nothing is meaningless. Everything is connected.
Open yourself to God's conversations!
Genuine interest, genuine friendship.
The key to power is service.
Grow your business one friend at a time.
Want more friends? Be friendly!
Have you completed your education? What could you learn that would make you more effective as a friend?
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Drain the pain from your brain�Smile!
Poverty is a state of mind. So is wealth.
Not looking is voluntary blindness. See something new every day!
What do you get from friendship? Everything!
Listening is an active skill.
Irrigate your dreams, interrogate your screams.
What thoughts weigh you down. Drop them. Now.
If at first you don't succeed, examine your motives.
The pleasure you treasure can cause pain on the brain.
Don't start with an exit strategy.
There's always room to bloom!
You can because you're Action Man!
When in doubt, bake cookies!
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Don't specialize in unpleasantries.
Eco-rabies: styrofoaming at the mouth.
"Stay out of it!" Slogan for disaster.
Hurt feelings are blasting caps.
"I said it for your own good." Load of crap.
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Knowing what to say and not saying it is silent lying.
What's your hook?
Do you have a marketing strategy for yourself?
Can there be too much pleasure? Too much joy?
The power hungry never diet.
Lose weight or diet trying.
Relaxation, it's a matter of life and breath.
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Remember to Breathe! Modern battle cry.
Charge the atmosphere around you.
Admiration comes with losing weight in America and gaining weight in Africa.
Positive thinking is mental vitamins.
We live in the explanation nation.
Don't explain what happened, tell me what it means!
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Seeds of thought grow into plants of action.
Live longer! Eschew shallow breathing.
You are an example of what's right in the world.
If at first you don't succeed, hire a PR firm and call it market research.
Power is in the I of the beholder.
Ask for nothing, get it.
Private Understanding outranks General Knowledge.
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A plan of action is not a plan in action.
Your mind is energy in a spiritual form.
Never curse in cursive.
Fall awake!
Live on purpose.
Vacuum for scatterbrains. Verbal Surgery.
I enjoy Tai Chihuahua.
Make sure there's an entrance in the fence around your mind.
Pleasure comes from treasuring the moment. Be still and savor!
Why are the signs of the times related to traffic?
Do you play well with others?
Taking turns is a Western thing.
Your body is energy in a material form.
Loving isn't everything, it's the only thing.
Stop playing chess with yourself and decide what to do.
An itch in time saves mind. Verbal Surgery.
Learn from me. I've made a lot of mistakes.
Are tiny things huge irritations to you? The stress should equal the stressor.
Punch you in the face. Ask for grace. Modern Economic Theory.
Enjoyment is not joy.
Joy is a journey connecting moments of peace and love.
Joy is not found in a can of whup ass.
Joy is not a toy.
If at first you don't succeed, Plead!
"Remote controls cause obesity," group of experts.
Explore the chasm of your unconscious.
When people boo do they sound like ghosts?
The only way to the mountain is through the valley.
Outercourse: Verbal Surgery.
Your parents must be SO proud of you!
What makes ginger snap?
Take a deep breath. Exhale slowly. Relax. Verbal Surgery at your service.
If words have power, what do bad words have?
No one wins at sinning.
Negative thoughts negative ideas will have no impact on you.
Better to sow than stow.
The slower you go the closer you are to where you're at.
You are amazing! Full speed ahead!
Life is an experiment and you are a key variable.
Push yourself just a little bit. Now.
Make a habit of sucking in your gut.
Pleasure to hold is pressure to mold.
There's little difference between pleasure and pressure for men.
You have the gift of seeing patterns. Use your gift widely.
You've trained for this all your life. Now go do it!
Knowing what's missing is more important than knowing what's there.
Relax! You can do it!
Dumb ass is better than half ass.
Crying gets rewarded.
Clueless do less.
Strive to please, not appease.
Partial solutions are better than total failure. Do your part!
I'm attracted to distractions.
Web disease: Attention Surplus Disorder.
Peak performance then speak performance: Key to Marketing.
You are a beautiful flower in God's garden!
Smiling is facial reconstruction.
Conditional love isn't.
Pain is nature's way of saying you're mortal.
Divide and concur.
Knowledge is its own reward and penalty.
Politics is men's beauty pageant.
The fear of failure guarantees it.
Still searching for the Pleasure Treasure? It's inside your head.
Give yourself a new look: Smile!
Who wins the Human Race?
Hummingbirds: feathered bullets.
Spend more time seeking solutions than fault.
Modern Marketing: distraction attraction.
Clean water�dream of millions.
Study others, know yourself.
We are the mirror image of those we love.
Keep all your bad memories in a crapbook and flush.
Be creative not sedative.
Lightning: temperature of the sun, width of your little finger.
The thing I most criticize I probably exhibit.
One criticize does not fit all.
You're not extra ordinary, you're extra fantastic!
Content is king.
Legalism generates hypocrisy.
What part do you play in the animal kingdom?
Heavy wait champion, lightweight return.
What you see is what you forget.
We tolerate everyone except the intolerant.
Do you prefer a larger forest with one kind of tree, or a smaller grove with diversity? You are the tree!
What did you learn today? Jambo means hello in Swhaili.
The pressure to grow should equal the need to grow.
Deflate your ego. It's hard to pop a balloon that's not inflated.
Savor the knowledge that you're not always right.
Don't let others set your limits.
I get so tired of watching people not even try. Wake me up.
People assume you're good. Don't give them cause to wonder.
Go outside and look up. That's your limit!
No matter what role you play, sit in the Director's chair.
We are animals: searching for shelter, searching for food, searching for love.
The marketer's dilemma: sudden movement fright, stillness renders invisible.
Credit cards became blame cards.
Outsourcing encouragement: Your Verbal Surgeon.
Natural instincts cannot be tamed, only maimed.
The power to do your best lies in your hands alone.
Repetition is the key to petition.
Sighing isn't a form of trying.
Waiting isn't a strategy, it's a gamble.
Emotion moves, logic proves.
On the edge of limits: Verbal Surgery.
Perceived need is filtered through greed.
Don't flaunt your wants, or hide your needs.
You can be fat and hungry at the same time. Welcome to civilization.
Do you project or reflect?
Be a part of the Extreme Team: Verbal Surgery.
Healing words, appealing acts: Verbal Surgery.
Slice Guys finish fast.
Fear is the mama of drama.
Media: Iron grip, silk glove.
Know what to do. Do it.
The secret of Life: Tense and Relax.
Take a stand, give a hand.
Less steps, more pep.
Love is the guilt killer.
Mother Nature watches us through the eye of the hurricane.
Knowledge is not power. Action is power.
Renew and review your vows to yourself.
Burning desires are like zombies on fire.
Like a sledgehammer wrapped in terrycloth: Verbal Surgery.
When in doubt call attention to yourself.
The voicemail in your head that keep repeating: Verbal Surgery.
What we tend to do we get bent to do.
If at first you don't succeed, put a bandaid on your knee.
Implementation is more important than pigmentation.
Pigeon hole yourself with doves.
Don't scratch the bitch itch.
Recalculate what that bad habit is costing now.
There's a difference between gainful employment and painful deployment.
If you have to burp, at least do it in an amusing manner.
Every animal eventually stops chasing. You're better than that.
Reimburse the Fun Fund.
Break a sweat once a day whether you need to or not.
Take the stage and tell the band to crank it up!
Push yourself to pull others.
We all gotta go sometime! Bathroom is the second door on the left. This Public Service Annoucement provided by your Verbal Surgeon
Every seed has its speed. You can't plant today and eat tomorrow.
Throw no seed. Get no feed.
Your voice. Your choice.
Exercise your right to exercise.
If you're stupid and you know it, you're probably smarter than you think.
If the future looks bleak, look at the peaks.
Government cannot save you from yourself.
Act right or expect plight.
You get what you detect.
The world is a garden of hedonism.
Women smile ten times more than men. Children smile a hundred times more than men. Perhaps it's men making them smile!
Set goals, fill wholes.
Endorphin generation: courtesy of your Verbal Surgeon.
When in doubt, scream and shout. But seriously.
Put on your funglasses! Verbal Surgery!
If you can't beat 'em, lead 'em!
Being critical is like wearing a shirt with a target on the back.
Instant gratification. Total satisfaction. Verbal Surgery.
If he kicks sand in your face, make a sandwich.
Face the fact: You're awesome!
Turn your back on attacks.
Know what you know you know.
Document your successes. Play the gain refrain.
Thoughts are things. Handle with care.
You learned to walk. You learned to talk. Learn to walk the talk.
Wake up and shake up!
Many see life in sigh definition.
The key to the more door lies on the self shelf.
Don't get on the strife boat.
Drain the pain from your brain: Verbal Surgery!
I'm a resident of Alwaysland.
Keep away from crazy ways.
We are wired for desire. Unplug the notion we must have more stuff.
New ideals come from new ideas.
Lack generates attack.
With most people, "change" is a four letter word spelled "pain."
It may have hurt in the past, but try again! Maybe it's ok now.
Please your brain: release the pain.
Don't let the past kick your ass.
When in doubt, take a deep breath. And relax. Now.
Most people are on Otto Pilot and they don't even know Otto.
Make a new friend today! Smile and flash your eyebrows.
You are a part of God's art!
Passion is always in fashion.
Channel the amuse muse: Verbal Surgery.
Do what you can do with what you have. Now.
Glory in your tweetness!
Know when you're going and when you're slowing.
Numbers don't equal success.
Culture determines moderation and excess.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't go around naked.
Know where the bomb is before you light the fuse.
Smiling is medicinal.
Rediscover why we think you're awesome!
A tweet in time rhymes.
Success is a journey not a destination.
Best rulers are schoolers.
When in doubt play the grace card.
The power of destruction is trumped by the flower of instruction.
Invest in your serenity: Verbal Surgery.
If you have to pick yourself up from the floor, pretend you were doing pushups.
In case you forgot, you're awesome!
Long term relationships, slow burning fuses.
Heal the mind, heal the body.
Who's running the PR campaign for you? Because you're incredible!
Wanna get rich? Scratch an itch.
There's a difference between being alive and living.
Good deeds plant seeds.
Meat space is a neat place. Cyber is not a synonym for better.
Time steals all woulds.
Secretly famous: your Verbal Surgeon.
My followers are leaders.
Allow yourself to enjoy what you have.
Goals generate go.
The best diets exercise your right to push away from the table.
Eat as much fruit as you like. God will make more.
If the well dries up, dig. Don't wait for rain.
Message Therapist�Verbal Surgery.
I have Five Star Followers! Thanks!
Define, design, refine.
Beware of snark attacks.
Binocular and microscopes�extend your brain!
What you see is a tiny part of what's there.
Every angle has a different viewpoint.
Rescue yourself by saving others.
Damaged goods are better than perfect bads.
The hungriest fish in the ocean is the selfish.
Stop singing the pain refrain.
No one wants to hear your problems, except for me. Your Verbal Surgeon.
Join the Action Faction.
Eschew excessive moderation!
Refurbish your mind one thought at a time.
Close inspection promotes perfection.
Before adding, try stirring.
Bees don't sting for no reason.
Expect greatness. Detect weakness.
Deception is a two edged word.
Avoid cut backs by cutting forward.
Clarity is the new gold standard.
Grab a hold of life, throw it to the ground and give it a big kiss!
Recharge your life with soular power.
Man created itching. God created scratching.
As you read this tweet, you feel one with the universe.
I'm on a permanent learning curve.
Plant bold, grow gold.
Give respect get inspected.
The less you want, the more you have.
Knock and the door will be opened. Callous knuckles = success.
Extreme effort-extraordinary result.
Inaction is the silent killer.
You get what you expect when you do nothing.
Optimism! It's my bag, man!
It's amazing how great you are! Did you study to get this good?
Verbal surgery: Fortune cookies on nitrous.
What's that cookin'? Oh yeah. It's me! Verbal Surgery to the rescue!
I prefer my life spicy and over easy.
Get what you want. Get what you need. Thanks to Verbal Surgery.
Stay in begin and out of doubt.
Resolve to rejoice! Solve joyfully!
You are the engineer of your limitations. Build tall powers!
Negative actions have negative consequences. Duh! So be nice!
Self change never comes from an exterior source.
Success comes from scratching itches.
Creativity is a gift not a skill.
We're standing on rocks floating in magma. How cool is that?
Take a friend a long for the glide.
RT= Twitter Glitter.
The key to attraction is similarity.
You don't spell "life," "strife."
Life is a glorious unveiling of the future.
Be result not insult oriented.
Count your many blessings count them one by one.
What fun we'll have together in Twitterville!
Take a deep breath. Hold it. Release and smile. Feel better?
The desire to better yourself is the first step to success.
Learning comes in small increments like writing slowly in concrete.
Effortless rarely is.
Nectar attracts hornets and hummingbirds.
Screaming babies are not my bag, man.
Recharge, take charge, charge!
Momentum is a powerful force. So is inertia.
Carbon based life form. Sound familiar?
Resist the desire to resist.
A diamond in the rough looks like a rock. We treat rocks differently from diamonds.
The god of want is never satisfied.
Avoid the annoyed. Spread smiles instead.
Here's a goal: know your role.
Key to success is respondability.
Seek your limits by pushing them.
Review the words you say to yourself before you say them.
The most powerful muscle you have is your tongue.
Know reaction without action.
Birds chase birds and cats chase birds. Which are you?
Review your choices, not your decisions.
I'm your verbal cool breeze in Twitterland.
Know what you want, know what you'll get.
I'm the boss of me. You the boss of you?
Hills produce thrills.
One follower and you're a leader.
Be in charge of HR.
Witty words for fabulous followers. On the hour 5pm to 12am daily. Your Verbal Surgeon.
"Get your fix and get fixed!" Your Verbal Surgeon.
Witty one liner land.
Be the hero in your life story.
How rare is the sound of silence.
I'm a fun slinger! Yee-Haw!
If you live by remote control, push play!
Life bends, dead breaks.
On purpose, on accident. Same result. Be alert for happy accidents.
Not knowing what you want assures you'll get it.
Caution! Assumption eruptions ahead!
If the leader retreats, the followers lead.
Worry is emotional erosion.
Some people are destined for lateness.
Your destiny's sealed by your destinations.
Need a reason to live? Give!
Spread the pleasure of seeking the treasure buried in your heart.
iCandy. iNterested? Brand's got a hold on you.
Memory is not concrete. We air brush the past. What a gift!
Great desire grows tired. The prize from the past never lasts.
Beware the "Got to have it" habit.
What once obsessed our mind, now we can't even find.
Investigate what makes you great.
Hard to ignore the desire for more. Ingest the desire for less.
You can change your memories. Over write bad data with good.
Bees mean sting and honey. Always two sides.
Blow a candle, blow a fire. Two different results. Action's a timing thing.
Being stupid makes some people happy.
You don't notice your little toe on your left foot until something happens to it. Same with people. Tell them you love them.
Interest in others is the cure for loneliness.
Learn, coach. Each one teach one.
What you want is what you get. If you control your wants.
If at first you don't succeed-try being friendly.
First you're hot. Then you're not. You decide win.
Are you getting better, or expecting less from yourself?
It's not hard to succeed. It's hard to start.
Law makers make law breakers.
Desire is a powerful thing with a hurtful sting.
Realize you're the prize.
I hold them in low regard and high steam.
Fear of rejection is worse than rejection.
Put your fears behind you and sit on them.
Never overestimate the attention span of the public.
Seems like we care more about the environment than starving Africans.
All truth is not relative.
A little piece of pie is pleasant to the eye.
Dig into your mind and see what makes you tick.
Don't get no better than this!
Promote faith in the economy! Sales are up!
No greater desire than the urge to emerge.
Randomly twisting grammatic reality. Your Verbal Surgeon.
Knowing where to look is the hard part. Look no further than your Verbal Surgeon.
Are you in the book of life? What's your chapter like.
Additions can mean reductions.
The smallest ripple affects all.
Wield power gingerly.
People look up to you! Lead them to the promised land.
Charge your batteries! Take a nap.
Raise the bar. Lower the risk.
If at first you don't succeed, who does?
Put yourself in their shoes, but change socks.
Tired of being tired. Nap!
Refinance your guilt. Get a lower interest rate.
Prove to yourself how great you are!
Keep your eye on the ball. Unless you're playing badminton.
Love makes the world go round but fiber keeps us going.
Replace yourself with a better version. Just a little. Every day.
Need generates speed.
"Don't mistake worms for caterpillars." American African proverb.
I like to kill mosquitoes. Does that make me bad"?
Your Verbal Thrillologist and Humble Savant.
Out of the vortex, into the jet stream!
Clothes make the man. Thoughts make them stand.
A riddle's only fun if you know there's an answer. Same in life.
Throw out the maybe with the bath water.
"Don't be ridiculous!" Seriously.
Never mind what happened. What are you going to do about it?
Discover your lever for boosting achievement!
Recommending peace and love since 1958. Your Verbal Surgeon.
Your response is always your choice.
"Don't tease me. Tell me you love me," You Know Who.
Every day is a mystery.
Change your berate data.
Regional thinking. Global stinking.
Desire is the engine of production.
Why is more important than how.
You choose your own definition.
Don't fall off the know ledge.
Nothing is random.
Push off and glide!
Indoctrinate yourself! Your Verbal Surgeon here to help.
Always lighting then thunder.
Verbal Surgery: King of the microniche.
I'm in the instillation business.
The blame game has no winner.
Kindness kills guilt!
Sole control = speedy feet.
You can't run with a grudge crutch.
Rewind kindness and hit play.
Randomly inspect your work. With your different eyes.
A new sentence is a new chance.
Don't excuse yourself from acting like a big boy.
"I aim, so you don't have to," Your Verbal Surgeon.
Zero gravity is the solution for weight loss.
It's not that you don't know what you're doing, that's certain.
Need a lift? Give a gift!
Do we still feel the call of the wild?
The call of the mild.
Science says humans are animals. Is that true?
Real seems more surreal each day.
Let eternity take care of revenge.
Ought thoughts.
If the enemy looks like everybody, you got a problem.
Reading your tweet made me feel fantastic.
Stand up and get targeted.
Ignorance is its own reward.
Verbal Surgery: Fortune Cookies on steroids.
Who's the boss? What's the cost?
Our relationship means everything to me.
Verbal Surgery performed on high attention lines.
TH oughts.
Morally superior, ethically hamstrung.
Cause and select.
Nurture yourself with the thought that you are great!
We need more belief seeds.
Don't offend your mother.
The world is more mystery than logic.
Outside is a world where inside doesn't matter.
Why do I feel guilty when I gain weight? I'm carrying my money around with me!
What is the color of anger? What is the color of joy? Do they mix?
James Bond. Always cool. Never worried. Engage Bond Mode.
Don't go all GUI on me.
Every good store has a hero and a villain. Which part do you play? Both?
Flesh and bones! Plus!
Slowly things mingle together then separate.
You do not accept the role of leader; you acknowledge it.
I'm into dynomomentum.
It's fun to make sounds with your mouth!
Don't just stand there! Tap your foot and look petulant.
She's gone. Get over it.
Think for two minutes a day whether you need to or not.
"Witty diction and cunning linguistics." Your Verbal Surgeon.
Even outside has an inside.
Refurbish your mind with new thoughts! Courtesy of your Verbal Surgeon.
Don't panic! Ok, go ahead.
Restore more!
Never trust rust. It's shiny underneath.
Explore what scares you under bright light.
Insatiable! Our desire for more.
Don't make excuses, build bridges.
Leadership is not a vote.
Dare to do. Rare to be.
He who hesitates is normal.
Don't discover what's best left covered.
Drop a think bomb.
Pursue happiness like a lost lover.
Refuse to refuse!
Good or bad. Which are you? Deep!
It's not what you think that matters. It's what you do about what you think.
I thrive on jive. Lay it on me, baby!
They have a dream, that someone will say they are good.
Religion is not relationship. Religious is litigious.
Fake love doesn't exist.
Resolve to try something new today.
No new is a no know.
Here's a hint-life's no sprint.
You don't need a bigger trigger, just the will to pull.
You hold the key to fear's chains.
Generosity is modern man's measure of success. Should be.
God's gift to us is the present.
Treat your family with at least the respect you'd show a total stranger.
Treat everyone like your friend and you'll win in the end.
Talking is a not a form of doing.
Love lasts by positive perspective.
Don't write a wrong.
The mass of men live lives of quiet perspiration.
The best things in life are free but not easy.
Effort without direction = busy without production.
Import like, export love.
Don't get stung by the maybe. Commit!
Good is evil when best is required.
Winners never whine. Whiners never win.
Reading and sleeping = brain growth.
Three Stooges: Should, Could, & Woulda.
Thinking is fun! Ask yourself how.
Reality does not equal meality.
Keen observation is brain entertainment.
I'd rather be special than the special!
With witty things I'll entertain your brain.
Brains are made to be played.
I love my brain, it's a wondrous thinking thing.
Bursts of creative energy and production are SOP for me.
Set aside time to think new thoughts.
What ability do you have that you need to refine?
Haircuts are facial editing.
Rejoice in your foibles.
Wisdom is served at the fable table.
No one needs clues to lose.
Negative thoughts lead to negative weighs.
Is the data stream a living thing?
Remind yourself who's in charge here-YOU!
We are capable of massive change.
Clowns are the new maestros.
Less refuse. More enthuse.
Wow! You're incredible!
Ask yourself, "What's good about what happened?"
The present is a gift.
Griping doesn't make it right.
Close observation is the key to your problem.
Don't worry about defense or offense but fence removal.
In 100 years what will you own?
"There's never enough stuff." Consumer mantra.
Do you live in the EFfort or the COMfort?
Refresh your brain! Verbal Surgery here to help.
Information super sigh way.
Injury makes you focus. Good health doesn't attract attention.
You are a first class, gold medal winner! Go get 'em!
Who holds the key to the door of your heart? Did you make a copy?
Expectation drives perspective.
Edit your memories with a fresh perspective.
We believe the lies we tell ourselves like, "It doesn't really matter."
Fool speed ahead.
Knowledge without action is ignorance.
Learning physically changes your brain.
The potential for good is always present.
Lost your way? Pray!
You can't change the past. You can change. Now.
Politicians generate volume not density.
The smell of meat grilling is caveman thrilling.
Better to sign twice than resign.
Engage your mind, reverse aging.
TV is trance state.
Bold blooded thriller: Verbal Surgery.
Will is skill fuel.
Just keep talking. Eventually they'll listen. What were you saying?
Mediocrity is its own punishment.
Skill is time commitment. Will is a gift.
Thought control is Job #1.
It doesn't matter what they say that affects you, it's what you believe about what they say.
Exploit your strengths. Don't sit on your assets.
Identical twins aren't.
Less spin, more win.
Love is a journey not a destination.
Biology emits mind. Mind limits biology.
Reading what I say is pure fun!
How many generations did it take to make you this great?
You don't need a chair to walk or skill to talk.
What you do is more important than what you say about what you do.
Remember to forget.
Exclamation points don't make it true!
Do I need a doctor to tell me I'm happy?
Are you a racer or an eraser?
Do you understand, or stand under?
The best leaders still need followers. It's a two way street!
If work drives you crazy, try changing aims.
One man's hot is another man's cold.
Rewire your brain: learn!
Emotion puts our brain in motion. Memory feels good!
Before you do, think it all the way through.
Birds sing whether they're happy or not. It's what they do!
Some partners are better apartners.
Friendship is a life boat, not a battleship.
Give the gift of forgiveness!
Seek to mend, healing begins!
Pride is the original sin.
Servanthood is the fast track to leadership.
Are you in won't mode or want mode?
The need for meetings is directly proportional to the need of leaders.
Do we need more leaders or more ladders?
Most meetings are part of the problem, not part of the solution.
Do we need step stools or help tools?
Work is a four letter word for some people and a ladder for others.
If all else fails, think!
Life is not a test, it's an experiment!
TV: the source of wisdumb.
Wisdom starts with self knowledge. Ask yourself, "Why didn't I do that?"
Dream big, start small. Dream small, don't start at all!
You can't eat a golden apple.
There's only one bull's eye on a target, but there are many targets!
Laugh! You'll get a fun tan!
Set your mind for auto instruct. Eat knowledge for breakfast!
Expose yourself to greatness!
Try the attract tact!
Hesitation is not a cure for failure.
Life matters. Try harder!
Fear of failure guarantees both.
Praise is the cure for hear aches.
Smile at a stranger! It's a drive by rooting.
Bad attitude is a hate crime against yourself.
If your face says "Do not disturb," doesn't matter if your mouth says, "Welcome."
Time flies. Period.
What would it take to re-invent yourself
Your reaction to failure determines your long term success
It's simple! Give love: get love
Brother, can you spare some time?
Too much choice leads to analysis paralysis.
More creating, less hating.
Keep looking, keep finding.
We all have Time Flu. It's fatal. What will you do with the time given to you?
If you could see the future would you change your actions
Time: the ultimate old standard
Energy crisis? Take a nap!
You don't need to knock on an open door. Resist invitation hesitation.
Sugar tastes sweet, but we crave praise.
Exercise is the fountain of youth
The stairway to heaven is not an escalator.
Ego makes me go. It can also make you go---away
Action is different than a plan of action.
Are you a hurdle or a girdle?
Are you the pain in someone's neck?
Don't join the Y ME generation
Positive attitude causes global heart warming.
Are you known for flowers or thorns
Feel sad? Do a good deed. Gratitude is a powerful med.
Men, want to be more attractive? Listen!
Less whining, more winning.
If people keep backing up, try a breath mint
Passion sells. Bad attitude repels.
Dead branches break off by themselves
In English we say, "Clear as mud." In French they say, "Clear as the juice from your socks"
More explore, less ignore
Reach for the stars, not the scars.
Have a close encounter of the kind kind.
Less Rage, more Encourage
Stretchy pants are not a strategy for weight loss.
Expand your mind. Look forward and behind.
"You don't lure lions with bird seed." African American proverb.
I am responsible. What a concept.
Inner views are more important than interviews. Ask yourself why!
You can hide your pride, but it's still inside.
Tension binds attention. Relax and act.
Many "closed" doors are unlocked---just knock.
Inner peace comes from piecing together inner views.
You see what you expect to see. Hidden things are in plain sight.
Look at yourself in the mirror and say, "Today's a great day."
2 Keys to Health: Breathe deep and Sleep.
Find the time to wind your mind: read.
Too much choice muffles your voice. Focus on two: Best and that'll do.
Are you known for flowers or thorns?
Feel sad? Do a good deed. Gratitude is a powerful med.
Want bees? Plant flowers. Want me? Save me hours.
Their bark may be worse than their bite, but I'm so tired of their barking I wish they'd bite me.
Most people live under clock and key.
Planning without action, is planning to fail.
We live in an explanation nation--but it doesn't make dollars and sense.
If the explanation needs an explanation, you're probably a politician.
Motivate with passion, not cash.
Starting is hard. Hardly starting is a great strategy! One push up. One flight of stairs Brush the rust off your trust
When you get to the top of the tree, are you delighted with the view or scared you might fall? Your answer shows whether you climb at all.
Had a near life experience lately?
Visualize your potential.
Heal scars. Forgive!
Don't play hooky from the school of life.
The ocean of trouble is deep. Float
No matter how bad it gets, if you smile, you'll feel better.
Hockey pucks get slapped around. They also score goals!
timacummins--verbal surgeon
"It's never too late to wait." Some dead guy
Spice of life does not come in mild.
See the future with your children's eyes.
Kindness is it's own reward
What you know is what you get.
Learning is more important than earning.
Engineer success. Learn something every day.
Live like your life depends on it!
Listen. People will assume you're smarter than you are.
If you act like a bitch, you are a bitch.
Chop would. Plant deeds.
The richest jewels are found in the mind mine.
Hesitant is the president of the isle of I'll.
Say "Thank You." Get more.
What luxuries have we turned into necessities?
Joy doesn't come from lack of pain, but act of gain.
Try a different route, flavor or seat today.
If you play the blame game, you imprison yourself in the fault vault.
Bad attitude is mental illness.
Failure and Quitting are roommates.
Act like your life means something!
Do you measure success with a ruler or a milepost?
If you know what to do, DO it!
Help others and you help US!
Uniformity is the creative mind's jail cell.
The first step is to decide the first step!
Get back to basics: Peace & Love!
ACT happy. BE happy.
What filters are we looking through? Pride? Guilt? Envy?
Do you know when you win?
Can you look at your own I?
Create your fate--hate to wait!
Social media IS the message.
Promote hope. The solution for our economy.
The most powerful force of nature is love. Be forceful this morning!
Joy never goes out of style.
Use technology for effectology.
Pleasure is a treasure that is lost without cost.
Time is a means to an end.
If you had a year to live, would you want more time or more stuff? More time for what?
Desire is a fire. It can warm or burn.
"If you can't take the first step, at least stand up!"American-African proverb
Desire lubricates achievement.
Attitude is a force of nurture.
Where do I itch? Immediate questions generate quality solutions.
April 15--Pirate Day USA.
Knowing what you don't know isn't a no know.
I knew new when old sold.
Thin is the new win. "Stay hungry" -- marketing mantra.
Prayer heals worry.
What stage are you in, seed, leaf or flower?
Things change. Develop your agility ability.
Worry is a weigh of life.
The game of life plays for keeps!
The road to Success has miles of smiles!
I win when WE win!
Study shows we need new experts.
Effort is the battery. Passion is the gas!
Effort sells. Passion excels!
It's not how hard you try, it's that you try at all.
The fastest way to success is through the heart.
"Microwaves do not make the porridge taste better." American-African proverb
"The lion does not hunt grasshoppers." American-African proverb
"A bird in the hand, won't fill you up." American-African proverb
"You cannot feel the sand by watching a documentary about the beach." American-African proverb
Success is measured by action not verbage.
"Change your mind less often than you change your shirt." American-African proverb
Study shows remote controls lead to obesity.
A "to be" list is more important than a "to do" list.
"You cannot chop wood with logic." American-African proverb
"The pen may be mightier than the sword, but a sword killed my uncle." American-African proverb
"One man's joke is another man's punch lion." American-African proverb
"Clapping is better than slapping." American-African proverb
"Monkey see, monkey do. Man see, man change channel." American-African proverb
"A zebra can't change its stripes, but it can change it's ISP." American-African proverb
"Chai is the ultimate Operating System." American-African proverb
"WiFi works best from a hammock." American-African proverb
"Technology tastes best with butter on top!" American-African proverb.
America's newest form of transportation: the cell boat.
Are you a lighthouse or an outhouse?
Success isn't a goal, it's an attitude!
Most people mistake Iron Will for Iron Won't.
There's no Good without Go and God!
See, don't just look!
Most people have two speeds: Stop and slow.